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Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled on Fence in Failed Jump

#1 Coin

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:25 AM

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SEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.

Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.

His name was not released.

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Seriously?

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:26 AM

obviously wasn't asian.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:27 AM

Believe It.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:52 AM

Another Day, Another Person Does Something Stupid

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:53 AM

This guy is the epitome of a narutard. He wouldn't last a second on Ninja Warrior.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 05:15 AM

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Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja

Sounds like something I would say.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 05:42 AM

Rule #1: If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 11:46 AM

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 03:56 PM

kId dynam0, on 19 November 2009 - 05:42 AM, said:

Rule #1: If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

No-one ever thinks to look under the fridge.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:52 PM

Of course he's not a real ninja. If he attempted the stunt with a plastic bag full of sand tied around his head with a headband, THEN he'd be a true ninja.

... Or an hero, whichever comes first.